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The Colour green.

And an assortment of other objects.

Created on 2009-04-05 10:52:54 (#19387114), last updated 2009-06-28

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Name:	Samantha Paardekooper
Birthdate:	11-16
Location:	Walliston, WA, Australia
Website:	Samantha Paardekooper

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Don't ever underestimate a pretty face.
You'll only have your self to blame

I'm A happy little Vegemite.
I'm a romantic and a sentimentalist.
I'm loud and perverse.
I'm Giggly and cuddly.
I'm Complicated and confusing.
I'm Pierced and tattooed.

I dare you to understand me.

Go to the deli and buy some coke.
Now go to a supermarket and buy a frozen pizza
Head down the road and pick up a hooker.
Now you and the hooker head to the hardware store.
Purchase some Barbed wire.
Pay the hooker for nothing and let her go home.
Wrap your pizza in barbed wire and go back to the hardware store.
Try and get a refund because theres pizza in your wire.
Find the hooker and tell her to pay you to give you your money back.
Take the coke to the supermarket and tell them you saw a hooker steal this and you'd like a reward...
A cash reward.
PROFIT

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